I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
Things you can say about your house, but not your partner http://ift.tt/1jErcLx